“everything is not available!”
Category: overheard
“that’s good that they kick you out (during the day), so you can work!”
“cracker ass jesus”
“we will get him some other way.”

“what about nail clippers?”
“yes, if it can be used as a weapon, turn it in!”
“we will give him a reason.”
“he really doesn’t care how we take it anymore, that just makes it easier to get him!”
